Dear readers of sport&beauty. Today we’re going to talk about uniforms, female fancy dress costumes and male fantasies. On the one hand, it’s been always said that some women like men in uniform and it seems that firefighters take the lead on this issue. On the other hand men also like some female fancy dress outfits. Today we’re going to review those fancy dress costumes men are crazy about. I think that the nurse fancy dress costume is one of the most demanded ones. How many go-go dancers disguise themselves as nurses? The truth is that the syringe, the nurse’s cap, the white stockings, and the little dress with a nice cleavage suit them perfectly. Men are weak beings seeking for care and affection and they love to be looked after by a beautiful nurse in a white uniform. If you want to succeed with men, my advice is to get a nurse dress costume like the one you can see in the following picture. I wouldn’t mind to be admitted to a hospital to be treated by her for a long period of time.
Men do not only like the nurse dress costume. They also love the schoolgirl dress costume with its tight white shirt, its short red and green checkered skirt and its long socks. It’s one of the fancy dress costumes that go-go dancers always have in their wardrobe. Perhaps what men like most is to be deceived by schoolgirl’s fake innocent appearance. Ideal fancy dress costume to go to Maths class or perhaps to pass the usually tough French exam.
Let’s move on. Our following proposal is the French maid fancy dress costume. You’ll agree with me that it’s fantastic. Haven’t you ever imagined your maid cleaning the dust dressed in her black uniform composed of a miniskirt, black stockings and the apron while your wife is at the hairdresser’s? I won’t take a no for an answer. Ok, it will also depend on how gorgeous your maid is. These two are really beautiful.
We do have some room here for the Armed Forces and the Police. Servicewomen and police officer fancy dress costumes are also in high demand. Beware of the girls in the first picture because they seem more dangerous than a monkey with a gun. The second picture portrays a nice sheriff fancy dress costume. I love the miniskirt and the mesh pantyhose. I wouldn’t mind to be arrested and frisked by her. The last picture shows a nice servicewoman fancy dress costume composed of knee-high boots, a mini dress cinched with a belt and a garrison cap especially suitable for desert warfare.
Let’s go on. Should airlines have female pilots and flight attendants like these ones, flight security would be greatly increased. I’m sure that passengers would pay more attention to safety demonstrations than they actually do and would finally learn where life jackets and oxygen masks are located and what the overhead compartment is. With such a beautiful aircrew looking after me I wouldn’t mind to be enclosed in the plane for hours due to usual air traffic congestion problems.
It’s turn for the waitress and shopgirl fancy dress costumes. When you go to a bar and ask for a drink there is nothing better than being asked by a miniskirted waitress with a wonderful smile and a friendly voice: what do you want to drink?. We won’t dare to tell her what we really want and will end up asking for a Coke. What about the girl in the poultry shop at the market? This uniform suits her more than perfectly.
To conclude today’s post I’ll leave one more fancy dress costume. I love this Pirate of the Caribbean costume. It’s ideal to work as Johnny Depp’s female counterpart in the new sequel of the famous movie. Best regards.
